DLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar but excellent term for the

 

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar but excellent term for the femalegenitalia.

 

BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers'. e.g. 'Couple of Britney's please, Doreen'.

 

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts, jeans, etc. e.g. 'You can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.'

 

BRUCE LEE -erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

 

BEER SCOOTER - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. e.g. 'I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter'.

 

BUNNY-BOILER - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film 'Fatal Attraction'. e.g. 'I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler'.

 

DRINK-LINK - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the lash.

 

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - a young man of substandard intelligence, the typical

 

adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

 

NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

 

ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE - the need to defecate imminently.

 

PEARL HARBOUR - cold (weather). e.g. 'It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!' Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

 

RAGMAN'S COAT - untidy and unkempt pubic hair. e.g. 'That mumbler looks quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat!'

 

RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE - to defecate. e.g. ' I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage'.

 

SALAD DODGER - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

 

SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB.

 

SWAMP-DONKEY - a deeply unattractive woman.

 

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

 

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. 'I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks'.

 

WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

 

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. 'Pint of Wynona, half aNelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen'.