Bad Electrical Puns

 

You one of those guys that does it till it hertz?

 

Ohm my God, that was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?

 

Those are all painfully old.  Don't you know any *current* puns?

 

Plug in your most re-volt-ing puns here...

 

Any more of these and they'll have to charge me with assault and

battery.

 

My resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by

my capacitance to reason clearly.

 

Then wire we continuing?

 

I can think of amp'le reasons.

 

That's it, I'm off ohm...

 

Maybe you should stay off the lecture circuit.

 

I'm late getting in on this...you had an un farad vantage.

 

Can't you people conductor serious conversation?

 

I think you guys should pull the plug on this thread.

 

On second thoughts, that would be a volt-face...

 

Awww shux, and I was getting all amped up on this current thread!

 

I don't want to be negative, but I'm a little con-fused with all

this, I hope no one will socket to me and ground me for it....

 

These jokes should be in Alt.ernating

 

I'm shocked that you said that, you could use some en-lightning

 

Where the circuit breaker for this re-volt-ing thread?

 

We should all have more resistance.

 

Perhaps if we switched to another topic.

 

I just thought I'd zap in and relay my disgust at these puns.

 

The amount of contributions to this thread is AMPle

 

My sister would enjoy these. I'll contact her and relay them.

 

I was considering adding to this but I expect too much RESISTANCE.

 

Yeah, we've just lost the spark in this thread.

 

Can some repost the whole thread?  Some of the articles have been

OHMitted.