The Egyptians are doing it wrong. Everyone knows the only true path to freedom is to be liberated by the US.

Men In The Kitchen

 

Goat!

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Cheer Up!

- Release Date: 03/11/11

Water Park!!

 

Teacher: "Where does your mother come from?"

Little Johnny: "Alaska!"

Teacher: "Don't worry, I'll ask her myself!"

Awful Supergroups

Suzie Quattro and the Banshees

Skunk Anansie Sinatra

R.E.M.G.M.T

Captain Matchbox and Tenille

The Bronski Beatles

Bryan Adams and the Ants

P!nk Floyd

Led Jo Jo Zeppelin

U2Unlimited

 Motley Cüre

The Scissors Sisters of Mercy

Earth, Wind and Arcade Fire

Rihanna Montana

Cee-lo Green Day

New Kids on the Bloc Party

Van Hanson

Color Me Badd Company

The Clash Test Dummies

Frankie goes to Black Oak Arkansas

Rage Against the Miami Sound Machine

Kajagoogoo Dolls

Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men

Beatallica

Derek & the Dominoes Pizza

pet shop beach boys

A Flock of The Eagles

Hootie and the Blow Phish

Bob Seger and the Bieber Bullet Band

Beyonce Knowle Gallagher

Miley Cyrus & Garfunkel

Camper Van Halen

John Cougertown Melloncamp

Brother Beyoncé

Moby Deep

Faith Hill No More

Tommy Lee Hooker

Stevie Ray Wonder

Sonny Bono & Cher & Bono

Massivivaldi Attack

A Flock of Steven Seagals

Megadeath cab for cutie

Backstreet Beach Boys

Pink Freud

Supergrasstramp

The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots

nickelback Sabbath

Ugly Kid Joe Strummer

Boyz II Men Without Hats

Guns 'n' Rolling Stone Roses

The Four ZZ Tops

R Kelly Clarkson

Guns'n'Rose Royce

Paragaga

The Clash Test Dummies

Rise Against the Machine

rude boys II men at work

Charlie Sheena Easton

ZZ Tap

Rogers and Rammstein

The INXS Pistols

AC/DC and the Sunshine Band

REMinem

Village Purple

The Beach-stie Boys

45 Cents (50 Cent + Nickleback)

Yoko Bono

Celine Dio

The Meatles...

MILK!! Whoaoaoa! What is it good for?! Eating with your cereal!"

What a friend we have in cheeses".

 

 

Who is your idol?

 

Find  out who truly is your role  model.  Mine was John Lennon.  This really works WOW!!!

 

DON'T  SCROLL DOWN  YET!!

 

 

  FIRST, do  the simple maths  below, THEN, scroll  down to find your  hero.

                

 It's  CRAZY how accurate this is!

       

 1)  Pick your favorite number between  1-8

 

  2)  Multiply by 3  then

                

 3)  Add 3

                 

 4)  Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the  calculator.....)

                

 5  ) You'll get a 2 digit  number.....maybe 42.

                

 6  ) Add the digits  together.  Example 4 and 2 = 6                

 

Now  Scroll  down

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 With  that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the  list  below:

                 

 1.   Albert  Einstein

2.   Elvis Presley

3.   Mother  Theresa

4.   John Lennon

5.   Paul McCartney

6.    Marilyn Monroe

7.    Richard Branson

8.    David Beckham

9.    Bruce Drummond

10.  Winston Churchill

11.  Charles Dickens

12.  J K Rowling

 

 

  I  know...I just have that effect on people...One  day you, too, can be like me....Believe  it!

 

P.S.  Stop picking different numbers!!   I  AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH  IT!!!!!!

 

 

god

 

What's Up?

Just ONE example of why English is SO difficult to learn . .. . . .

Think about it.

 

 

UP

 

Read until the end......you'll laugh....

 

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any

other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.'

It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

 

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP, and why are the

officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to

write UP a report?

We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the

silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We

lock UP the house and 

fix UP the old car.

 

At other times this little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble,

line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one

thing but to be dressed 

UP is special.

 

 

And this UP is confusing: 

A

drain must be opened UP because it is stopped  UP..

 

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at

night 

We seem to be pretty mixed

UP about UP !

 

To be

knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,

look UP the word UP in the dictionary..

In a desk-sized

dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page

and can add UP to about thirty definitions

 

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP 

a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP  a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, 

you may

wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain,

we say it is clouding UP .

When the sun comes out

we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it soaks UP the earth.

When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.. 

One could go on & on, but I'll wrap

it UP, for now  ........my time is UP !

 

Oh....one more thing:

What is the first thing you

do in the morning

& the last thing you do at

night?

 

U 

   P !

 

 

 

 

Did that one crack you UP?

Don't screw UP.

 

Send this on to everyone you

look UP in your address

book..or not...it's UP to you.  

  

Now

I'll shut UP